Shuttz

Well, i'm currently sitting next to a lovely young woman, by the name of Alice JEAN Shuttleworth, who should be doing ENGLISH coursework.

But got distracted.
By not me.

obv.


She is a bit random
(crazy)

visit her blog at www.fabulousalice.blogspot.com

it's not as good as mine but w/e.



If you wish to stalk her, then you can't.
and you are sad.


anyway
She has no friends except for the ones that she talks to and the ones that she doesn't.

y habla español muy bien y es muy cariñoso porque estudiamos español en un clase con flo, quien es un poco loca como alice. desafortunadamente flo tambien no tiene amigos...
bjs.


(alice likes cheese on toast)

anywhom
add her on facebook for SHAGS.

she's ma wife
xxx

Silica Gel....

MMMM...

I'm sure you've seen the 'Silica Gel, DO NOT EAT' packets in everything.

well...

just for SHAGS...

what would happen if you disobeyed this order?

who knows?

shotgun not.

Kookaburra Hockey sticks..

Right, what is the point of buying a stick if it breaks in two?

Literally

In 2, two, dos, zwei, deux... need I continue?

Not just slightly broken, but yeah.

and it was expensive.

admittedly a vereh good hockey stick, but what is the point of it, if it breaks after 6 months?

Silly

Pheonix..

is bad

I now use a marina, which is my old stick

reliable, but not as good...

but it doesn't break...

:(

I'm sad

My stupid luck!

Btw, to clear this up, none of the above was innuendo or euphemisms. 

because that wouldn't be good...

inabibble xxx

catch up

Anyone wanna volunteer to catch me up on my postings?

hehe

xxx

Small Talk...

Right, where would we be without small talk.... Some people are obsessed by it, so much so that it takes a while to have a meaningful conversation with them. But yesterday while walking back from an english lesson with raj and becky, we thought, "What would the world be like without small talk?". 

The results were not good.

If one could imagine one's self living in a world like this, the could one imagine having people coming up to you, totally out of the blue saying, "What are your opinions on China's growing economy?" No 'Hey' or 'How are you', just plain old, big questions which require a debate. Ooo what fun that would be...

Well, I think that without small talk nothing would happen, one wouldn't find out about people, about day to day activities... even right down to the weather... Quite shocking to think about a dystopia such as this. Whom could imagine something like it....? Yeah...

YOU

yeah you, 

think 

about

it...

inabibble xxx