Photoshop...

Hmmm, today involved some photoshopping of certain people.

It all started when Dan (Shrimpdude) (original blogger) (wierdo ;)....) photoshopped himself into a picture over the face of someone else, to cheer someone up. Whether this worked, we can only speculate..

However, Shrimpy then decides to post it on twitter and facebook for everyone to see, and being the good friends we are, we all take the michael out of him :) yay

And here is where the genius comes into play (aka me). A few of us were viewing this photo and I thought it would be a good idea to stick someone else's head onto the photo too (me ofc being the 'joker of the pack' in this instance, a rare occurence) and this person happened to be Conor. :)

We then scanned facebook looking for a photo of Conor to stick onto the photo. After much searching (2 seconds) we found the perfect picture :) Someone then went onto paint and carried out the deed (you see it was about a 4 man job).

And you can view it on shrimpdude's facebook profile :P

heheheheh.

Bibbz

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P.S. All people in any of these photos agreed to being photoshopped into the pictures and it was viewed as 'friendly banter'

Alan Partridge

This man (who is obv a real person, not played by Steve Coogan....) is an absolute legend!!!

He was introduced to me by a dear friend 'Johnaldinho', and ever since his introduction, I have been enlightened to the comedy that this man possesses. :) color

One blog could surely not do him justice, and so i'm just going to go over some basic quotes that he has :)

When you hire me you don't just get some guy in a cheap suit who used to be on the telly...well you do - but you also get The Voice.

Der's more to Oireland.. dan dis.

go for the area where all the major organs are, or if you're close enough take a head shot

EITHER WAY THEY'RE GOING DOWN

some monsters in the system....a few gremlins in the machine....perhaps a metaphor for..... ........Good evening!

Tune in next time for some more Alan Partridge quotes :D

Lal

Bibbz

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P.S. Some of these quotes may not make sense to 'un-partridge' brains and so please watch some of this shows to understand the context of the quote.

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Zombieland

I went to see this film today. And can i say, it is mint :)

Got quite a good cast (including one of the girls from superbad :D) and one of the ghost busters. Telling you would spoil it eh? lol well not quite, but it is so funny.

Yeah basically classic storyline of a zombie film, virus and it spreads and wipes out everyone on earth, apart from this typical college geek (who is hillarious, similar to micheal sera), who has these rules to survive zombie attacks (Y)

He meets a redneck kind of guy and then after that 2 sisters (one of them is Emma Stone ;) from superbad). They do some stuff, zombies attack etc, it's gory at the start, but then gets soooooo hilhairyarse. lol

Also it has For Whom the Bell Tolls by Metallica as the opening song, which fits really well :)

So yeah, i recommend it, because it's well sick :)

Bibbz

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Robbers....

I'm next to my old pal John Henry Towler, who has just nicked my phone.
Other than that he's a swell guy. Colon Capital d.

This conveniently brings me onto the topic of 'stealing'. Now, I don't like stealers. I'm not perfect myself though. At the tender age of 3 years, I was set loose in a bike shop and stole some puncture repair kits. After negotiations with my mother, I gave in to the pressure and returned these kits back to the shop. However, I didn't know any better and if I had known the true consequences of stealing, then I would not have stolen the goods. I guess I got off lightly as thieves usually have to go through the judicial process and could face court action. And I believe this is correct.

Now we move onto phone stealers. I didn't mind John doing it earlier, as.....
Ok, he nicked it again.
(He then looks at the picture on it and is in awe at Megan Fox and returns the phone)
Well, the thing is, he returned it.
Anyway, I was at a PGL camp with my homies a few years ago, however myself and Ash had to share with some common chavs. As the week went on, things (all over the camp) started to go missing. I noticed that my phone was missing too.
It turned out these nasty low-life chavs stole the phone and other possessions from other members of the camp.
What losers.
I got my phone back in the end, but without the sim card.
That is why stealing is bad, because I end up worse off.... :(
Cya
Bibbz
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